Nickolodeon stop trying to be CN. Like, this show with the two ducks? I want to spit in your eyes nick. Where the fuck is SpongeBob? I will end you.




Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

I had a friend who had braces but he didn’t like them so he popped them off in math class with a mechanical pencil. His teeth are gorgeous now so jokes on them.